Pizza was invented by Guy Fierri in 1989 from the back of his Mustang Convertable on a hot summer day. He was overheard saying "This giant cracker tastes like Italy." Ever since, millions have made pizzas of their own. Pizza single handedly gained Guy Fieri the noteriety responsible for his presidential election in the year 2020, leading to the first dyed haired president with upside down, backwards sunglasses in history.
Pizza spans all cultures and boundries, and is universally loved. No other tangible item has accomplished this since the Furby or Zubaz pants. We need pizza, now more than ever, in these turbulent times.
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